Scarlet Cranking in Camel Colored Pumps

I am running sooo late for work!  I rush out the door, pause to put my shoes on, then proceed to try to put my shirt on as I am making my way to my car.  It doesn’t start, so I try continuously to get it started by pumping the gas, but that doesn’t work.  I run back into the house to grab the keys to the jeep, but it’s just my luck that it won’t start either!!