Joined PTP: February 1, 2012

From: Atlanta, GA

Birthdate: June 30, 1987

Shoe Size:  10.5

Favorite Type of Shoe:  My cowboy boots…they’re Justins, and I bought them in 2001. They have lasted me 11 years, including the 4 months where I lived and worked on a dude-ranch in Wyoming and wore them every day in the muck, on the gravel, and while riding horses…best $250 I’ve ever spent!

Smokes:  Only when I’m in Paris! 😉

Favorite Car:  My favorite car “du jour” is the Lexus IS350, but my mind will change soon, I’m sure!

What cars do you or have you owned?  Volvo S40, BMW X5

Worst Car Trouble Experience:  Driving on the highway at night during a torrential downpour, the wipers on my S40 snagged one another and were caught. I had to pull over and call 911 from the side of the road. I didn’t know what part of the highway I was on, so I couldn’t give the operator a mile-marker. Meanwhile, my cracked iPhone got water in the cracks and completely malfunctioned…I ended up having to wait on the side of the road for the cops in middle-of-nowhere North Carolina, in the pouring rain (I’d gotten out of my car), with no working phone and no way of knowing if they’d ever show up! (They did, finally!)


  • She wants your help to get her old Coronet started so she can sell it.  She gets behind the wheel and starts spinning it over while you watch.  She’s giving it plenty of gas but it’s not catching.  Her size 10.5 boot forcefully pumps the gas throughout most of this….


  • Evian comes out to do some hard revving in the Bus on this rainy day but it doesn’t want to start.  She puts her big, size 10.5 foot to work pumping the squeaky gas pedal to get the old engine started.  As she gets into the revving, she starts getting….


  • Evian is going to take us for a drive in the Monte Carlo wearing some long leather gloves and a pair of leather over-the-knee boots.  She has some trouble getting the Monte Carlo started.  Evian has a very firm and aggressive pumping style which causes her to flood it out….


  • Evian has Volvo Trouble & Late for Work
    Starring - March 12th, 2012

    It’s a nasty enough morning already and the Volvo is only making it worse.  The cold, damp air has made her distributor less than functional.  She keeps spinning over the motor, pumping the gas in hopes it’ll catch but the Volvo is refusing to give her anything.  Well, actually it….